Scot and Ned

 (A One Act Play)

Act I
Scene : An imaginary place
 
Enter Scot.

Scot         : Oh. [Clears throat] Hullo?

Silence.

Scot         : Anyone here?

Silence.

Scot         : [Aloud] What am I supposed to do?

Silence.

Scot         : [Louder] Excuse me, but can anyone tell me what I  
     gotta do now? Cause I'm so not gonna wait for Godot.

Silence. 

Scot         : Okay, who's typing this drama?

Silence.

Scot         : [Angrily] I know there's some chap writing this... Don't
  you dare think I can't hear you and you can't hear me.

Silence.  

Scot         : [Annoyed] The title says there's a Ned as well. Where's
  he? [Silence.] I'd like to see him, give him a piece of my mind.... [Silence.] Aaargh! [Furious] I'm leaving! [Silence.] Whatever![Silence.] 

Exit Scot.    

After a few moments - 

Exit Silence.

Fini.




Moral: Enjoy the silence.